Here are 3 jokes for the camp
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Ah Beng and his four friends were going to camp at Port Dickson. Half way, the battery failed and they could not start the car. So Ah Beng said to his four friends: “Maybe if we push the car and engage the gear, we can start the engine”. So his four friends pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the car did not move an inch.
Why couldn’t Ah Beng and his friends move the car?
Because two Ah Bengs were pushing from the front and two from behind.
Name of God is Harold?
Why couldn’t Ah Beng and his friends move the car?
Because two Ah Bengs were pushing from the front and two from behind.
Name of God is Harold?
Ah Beng came back from camp and was very excited about what he learned. He told Ah Lian excitedly , “I have discovered a new name for God ? Ah Lian asked , “is Jehovah or El Shaddai ,?”“No” , Ah beng replied , “What about Jehovah Rophe , or Jehovah Jireh ? “ “No , you have not heard this one before” replied Ah Beng. “Okay I give up , what is the new name of God you discovered in camp ?” asked Ah Lian. Ah Beng replied with a huge smile “Its Harold”.
Ah Lian said , “You are fooling me , where in the Bible did it say that God’s name is Harold ?”
Ah Beng replied, “But I heard the speaker prayed , “Our Father who is in heaven , Harold be Your Name.”
Luxury Bus Trip?
Ah Lian said , “You are fooling me , where in the Bible did it say that God’s name is Harold ?”
Ah Beng replied, “But I heard the speaker prayed , “Our Father who is in heaven , Harold be Your Name.”
Luxury Bus Trip?
Ah Beng got up a luxury double-decker bus, going to camp at Port Dickson. Since the luxury bus was half full, the conductor told Ah Beng that he could sit anywhere he liked. Ah Beng got to the top deck, and he liked it very much because the view was fantastic. Then a passenger came up and demanded that Ah Beng to sit elsewhere. Ah Beng refused. The conductor came and pleaded with Ah Beng. He refused to because the conductor promised him that he could sit anywhere.
The driver came up to find out what was the problem. Then He whispered into Ah Beng’s ear. Immedaitely, Ah Beng got his bag and went to sit at the lower deck. The passenger and conductor were surprised and asked the driver what did he tell Ah Beng.
The Driver said: Oh , I just told him that the top deck is going to Penang and the lower deck is going to Port Dickson.
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The driver came up to find out what was the problem. Then He whispered into Ah Beng’s ear. Immedaitely, Ah Beng got his bag and went to sit at the lower deck. The passenger and conductor were surprised and asked the driver what did he tell Ah Beng.
The Driver said: Oh , I just told him that the top deck is going to Penang and the lower deck is going to Port Dickson.
Ee Huei
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